"Ah my good friend! What a pleasure it is to see you!"~
"Hello how may I help you?"~
"Yes"~
"Don't you be wasting my time now!"~
"It surprises me that you have the gall to come back and further trouble me."~
"You can buy that for ^ gold."~ 

"May I see what items you have for sale?"~
"Indeed. Take your pick."~
"By the gates of hell, you look rough onld man!"~
"Whatch your mouth when you talk to a mage!"~
"Are you alright? You look a bit under the weather."~
"Hmm what? Oh yes not surprised."~
"Well met good Sir!"~
"PLEASE! don't shout in be ear."~
"Answer me this:"~
"Answer what?"~
"Give me a chance to speek and you'll find out!"~
Grumble Gumble "Grr"~
"Why are you not surprised?"~
"Because I've been up for days without sleep."~
"And why is this?"~
"I'm not exactly sure but the problem seemed to have sarted after I ate a piece of cheese."~
"A piece of cheese? Tell me about this piece of cheese."~
"Three days past I woke up to find a rather tasty looking piece of cheese on my table.  Not sure how it got there but it looked like it was asking me to eat it.  Anyway since then I've had no sleep."~
"Ha ha very funny. Why does everyone start talking about cheese when they are trying to be funny?"~
"Damn you got me! I'm not sure why. Perhaps it something to do with its foul smell."~
"So how did you know that the cheese was the cause?~
"Errr urr Err well um Err perhaps err um maybe ummmm DAMN IT! you got me I was lying about the cheese."~
"So what is the real reason?~
"Oh it was a stupid spell which I cocked up! I was attempting to imbue my staff with the ability to cause slow..."~~