Cutscene 1:
(Beginning of game)

Ted: Howdy there, I'm Farmer Ted.  I have the happiest farm on the planet.  

Ted: All of my animals are well fed and are content to live out their lives...

Ted: Even the pigs which we slaughter.  I just love bacon!

Ted: Speaking of bacon, today is slaughtering day.  

Ted: I can't wait to eat some pork chops from my prize-winning pig, Zonic.

Zonic: Not so fast Teddie.  I think I prefer living.  Screw you and your utopian farm!

Zonic: I'm going to steal all your food!

Ted: Zonic!  You won't get away with this!

Zonic: We'll see about that.  Hmm, I think I'll start off by...
	1) Hitting the hen house
	2) Passing through the horse pastures
	3) Orbiting the apple orchard
	
Ted: Oh, no!  Not the [choice here]



Cutscene 2:
(Last level)
Ted: Zonic: You won't get away with this!  Return the food and I will spare you!

Zonic: Never!  I've had enough of you and your lies.  

Zonic: I don't want to be your Christmas dinner.  Instead, you shall be mine!



Cutscene 3:
(End of game)

Zonic: *Much*

Zonic: *snort*

Zonic: *snap*

Zonic: You know, humans don't taste as good as you'd expect.  Tastes kinda like ham...

Zonic: I'm surprised you got this far.  Yep, I'm one bad mutha, huh.

Ted: But don't worry, kids, it's all pretend.  See?  I'm still alive.

Zonic: Yup.  We're good friends.  That's all, folks!  Hope you enjoyed the game!

Ted: And the cheesy dialog!

Harry: Hey, I heard that!